Lemony SnicketEveryone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.
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Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes and recite three poems. If you've ever been trapped in an elevator, then you know that sometimes you need to take advantage of the small stuff in life.
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